戴住頂帽玩自拍

嗱！咪話我成日響處寫埋晒D肉麻野，上一篇blog已經披露左少少我同老婆其實都有唔少意見唔岩既野。今次講多一樣過你地聽啦：

自從響山頂阿甘餐廳旁邊間souvenir shop買左頂cap帽，我就響唔同場合戴住佢見人，覺得自己有型左、似設計人多左、白頭髮俾頂帽遮住就連自信心都多左！點鬼知老婆同兩個女都話我戴左頂帽似阿伯多D、唔好睇、好唔鍾意、戴到D頭髮扁tet tet、又同D衫唔襯、我老豆戴得仲好睇過我... 其他人意見可能都係一樣，只不過唔好意思出聲都未定。不過我就一於少理，響佢地睇唔到既場合，加埋天氣凍凍地就一於照戴可也。朝早洗完頭返工，D頭髮無吹乾透，戴住頂帽遮下寒風同巴士個冷氣風口都好格！

揸住新買既相機自拍完，響電腦上面flip翻個mirror image，呢兩幅就係小弟最latest既self portraits！

其實我面對咁大既輿論壓力，仲厚住面皮死頂成日戴住頂帽，係因為我好鍾意頂帽上面個阿甘捕蝦船graphic，佢代表住一個好有意思既故事。響電影裡面阿甘當完兵之後為左完成佢俾佢個生死戰友Bubba既承諾：開間用蝦做主題既餐廳，所以佢當完兵之後就走去買左隻船學人捉蝦。

"I didn’t stay home long because I'd made a promise to Bubba, and I always try to keep my promise."

阿甘參軍，同細個一樣上車去學堂既時候無人讓個位俾佢坐，唯有一個黑人Bubba，自此兩個人一見如故，成為莫逆之交。

頂帽上面隻graphic捕蝦船，串起左阿甘、Bubba、同Lieutanent Dan三個人既故事。

阿甘響戰場上面救左好多人，但係救唔到自己最好既朋友Bubba。

智商低過人既阿甘捉蝦捉唔掂，後來寫信摟埋前度上司Lieutanent Dan黎幫手。幾代都係做軍人英勇殉職既Lieutanent Dan不嬲睇唔起阿甘會有咩作為，更因為阿甘響越南救佢一命，攪到佢死唔去唔淨止，仲要無左雙腳以後坐住輪椅做人，打破左命喪沙場呢個佢自己以為既宿命，生不如死，於是更加遷怒阿甘。每次無左雙腳既Lieutanent Dan聽見人講耶穌，特別係叫人「與主同行」個句，佢就扯晒火：

"That's what all these cripples down at the VA talk about: Jesus this and Jesus that. They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I'd get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. Did you hear what I said? WALK beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! Well kiss my crippled ass. God is listening? What a crock of shit."

Lieutanent Dan收到阿甘既信，佢勢估唔到阿甘真係實現佢既承諾，做得成船上面既captain。自己走頭無路之下，就死唔服氣就黎親眼睇下阿甘，同埋履行自己講過既野：如果阿甘做得成船長，佢會幫佢打工。

不過，Lieutanent Dan走黎幫阿甘手並唔代表佢無左對人生同對上帝既憤怒同怨氣。每次阿甘捉唔到蝦，佢都會窒佢話：

"Where the Hell is this God of yours?"

我好記得個一幕響狂風暴雨之下隻船出左海捉蝦，Lieutanent Dan坐響桅杆上面個瞭望台度大聲鬧上帝，話佢玩佢既人生（唉... 我諗起一個我幫佢代禱緊既人）、叫上帝放馬過黎、希望場暴雨攞埋佢條命好過...

暴雨過後，太陽響地平線隨隨升起，個海平靜左落黎，最正既就係Lieutanent Dan望住個海，望住個太陽，連個心靈都平靜埋落黎，頓悟生命既美好，原來無左兩條腿都總好過響戰場上無左條命，佢同阿甘講：

"I never thanked you for saving my life."

阿甘就話大概佢已經同上帝復和lu！（想喊添！）

我諗Lieutanent Dan就同今日好多人一樣，對人生好多唔滿意、怨自己條件唔夠人好、除非上帝按自己意思滿足自己所期盼既... 但係就從來無諗過無命既話有乜都無命享，無多謝過主耶穌其實老早救左我地一命，多謝唔該都無聲...

要多謝主耶穌幫我地執返條命仔，我諗可以借用阿甘媽咪教仔既一句說話：

"You have to do the best with what God gave you."

唔算聰明既阿甘就成世人好單純咁照住去做，響履行承諾、真誠對待朋友、盡力做好工作等事情上面，阿甘都俾到上帝同佢阿媽最好既交待。

咦，我既上帝唔係都咁樣要求我咩？